Yeah, I write stories. *Puts on pilot shades*
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(It's ironic, you dingus.)

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farrokhbulsarasbum:

windydude:

it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours

you’ve also got to watch out for those thaidal waves

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somepretty-things:

abbigshmail:

lagio:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

This honestly is making me really fucking sad and making me want to cry

I hate everyone.

It runs in her family, she lost her mom to breast cancer and had herself tested. From the articles I read, she was told she had an 87% chance of developing breast cancer and decided to do the operation. She has kids to think about, she didn’t want them to grow up without a mom. She did what she did to save her own life and to be around for her children, and all these fuckers care about is that her real breasts are gone. People make me sick.

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samandriel:

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.

This belongs on my blog

samandriel:

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush on segways.

This belongs on my blog

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mbennz:

#politicians #america #truth #ramsey #realcrooks #heroes #records #blahblah #change needs to happen #godbless

mbennz:

#politicians #america #truth #ramsey #realcrooks #heroes #records #blahblah #change needs to happen #godbless

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swingsetindecember:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS
http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK
http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them
they stopped at sixty two

http://www.ahhhhhhhh.com/
is more sad than anything

swingsetindecember:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

http://www.ahhhhhhhh.com/

is more sad than anything

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Source: methlabrador

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

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droandhoes:

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

droandhoes:

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

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People call me intimidating

Should i be happy or offended

ask-jeff-and-liu:

tf2shitfest:

fazikku:

publicrabbit:

teafortteu:

despondence:

BONK! Ingredients and Warning

I could hardly read this I was just laughing so hard!

OMFG IM ON THE FLOOR

I AM SO MAD i didn’t get my own before these sold out NDJHGDKBGL
“If ingestion of Bonk causes teeth to —- retreat violently into skull”
wut

They aren’t sold out tho


Lol

ask-jeff-and-liu:

tf2shitfest:

fazikku:

publicrabbit:

teafortteu:

despondence:

BONK! Ingredients and Warning

I could hardly read this I was just laughing so hard!

OMFG IM ON THE FLOOR

I AM SO MAD i didn’t get my own before these sold out NDJHGDKBGL

“If ingestion of Bonk causes teeth to —- retreat violently into skull

wut

They aren’t sold out tho

Lol

Source: despondence

whoresy-shore:

alittlepinkbow:

a-drop-in-the-oc-e-a-n:

holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

wow.

whoresy-shore:

alittlepinkbow:

a-drop-in-the-oc-e-a-n:

holy shit this deserves way more fucking notes

i can’t reblog it enough, please get this through your skulls. i can’t walk home at night past 10 pm without being terrified that every guy that hollers at me is going to follow me home. it’s fucked up. it’s unfair. our culture sucks. we need to fix it. rape is never okay. never. if the rapist is the girl’s boyfriend it still counts. rape is rape. no is no. no answer is no. you shouldn’t beg and plead until someone’s uncomfortable. take the hint. end this bullshit.

wow.

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aidanhendrix:

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we’re gonna be weird adults

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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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perksofbeingasarcasticbitch:

Never not reblog

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